seeing that my reputation has travelled far and wide,
danny boyle has been in touch, inviting me and the dog to perform at the opening ceremony of the 2012 olympic games,
not quite sure which reputation he has heard of, wheather it been my biking skills, seeing that i once won a tee shirt
at the dyfi enduro, or being the current british champion at sheep worrying,
anyway, i,ve got all the options covered,
so, keep those eyes open for me at the opening ceremony, i hope to put a good display on, as all the world will be watching,
you never know it could lead to other things, like opening new supermarkets, switching on the christmas lights,
even could get my own tv reality show if things pan out alright,
and when i get famous, you,ll are be able to tell your mates than you know me , as we go riding together,
could be, that down the pub, folk will be buying you drinks hoping that they might get introduced to me through you,
so keep it going and be a bit vague about it , probably get free drinks all night if you play it right,!!
.......... can,t wait,........
got to go now, as the dog has just thrown up up on the living room carpet,
it,s not been very well, seeing that it,s 19 years old, [ mmm,..hope it lives long enough to get to the games,..]
suppose i could get it stuffed and put it on a rack at the back of the bike,..
see you at the games,....